Description of A Church Staff!

Yesterday as I was cleaning out my desk when I found an old yellowed sheet of paper with a description of a church office staff . Here it is.

Pulpit Minister: able to leap tall buildings in a single bound; more powerful than a locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet; walks on water.

Associate Minister: able to leap short buildings in a single bound; powerful as a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet; walks on water if the sea is calm.

Education Minister: Leaps short buildings with a running start; almost as powerful as a switch engine; faster than a speeding BB; walks on water if he knows where the stumps are.

Youth Minister: bumps into buildings; powerful as a 10 speed bicycle; faster than a speeding ping-pong ball; is afraid of water.

Secretary: leaps buildings to walk under them; kicks locomotives off the track; it's a speeding bullets in her teeth; freezes water with a single glance.

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