Pulpit Minister: able to leap tall buildings in a single bound; more powerful than a locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet; walks on water.
Associate Minister: able to leap short buildings in a single bound; powerful as a switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet; walks on water if the sea is calm.
Education Minister: Leaps short buildings with a running start; almost as powerful as a switch engine; faster than a speeding BB; walks on water if he knows where the stumps are.
Youth Minister: bumps into buildings; powerful as a 10 speed bicycle; faster than a speeding ping-pong ball; is afraid of water.
Secretary: leaps buildings to walk under them; kicks locomotives off the track; it's a speeding bullets in her teeth; freezes water with a single glance.
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3 comments:
You could probably apply this list to almost any hierarchy. Great stuff.
I hope everything is going well. When you have time, if you choose, you've been tagged for a new meme over at my place.
I've tagged you in a new meme if you want to join in: I've posted my six word memoir here: http://silken-didyouknow.blogspot.com/2008/02/did-you-know-i-could-sum-up-my-life-in.html
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